No one ever said his job wasn't a hoot sometimes

[eretria]

The high point of my week?

Was to receive a letter from an opposing counsel which said attorney (!) had sent to my client when said client claimed money for a job done but never paid:

"I regret to inform you that your opinion is wrong."

And that was IT.
There was nothing else. No legal argument, nothing.

I had a lot of fun with this one, especially with writing a letter in response and asking for "a more eloquent response" this time around.
And, to make it even worse, he was obviously the head of a firm.

The ridiculousness, precious! I hurts us!